Seal of the Central Bonk

The Central Bonk

Official Monetary Authority of the Meme Economy

The meme economy's first and only central bank. The Committee publishes daily market snapshots — MONIA, memeflation, monetary aggregates, retail confidence and the Bonk Rate — alongside policy statements and periodic Memeconomy Reports. Every figure is derived from public market data and the methodology is published in full.

Official launch

Tuesday 4 August 2026

16:00 BST · 11:00 ET — the token deploys on pump.fun

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01 — Mandate

Who We Are

Built by people with backgrounds in economics and finance, combining genuine market knowledge with internet culture.

Meme markets generate an enormous amount of data and almost no analysis. The Central Bonk exists to close that gap — publishing the sector's monetary statistics with the seriousness of a central bank and none of the self-importance. Some days that is a full Memeconomy Report; some days it is a single fixing, a market snapshot or a policy statement.

When conditions demand it, the Committee stands ready to deploy Quantitative Bonking.

  • IBring structure to meme markets
  • IIBuild a recognisable and lasting brand
  • IIITurn financial concepts into memes everyone can enjoy
Governor Bonk
Governor Bonk
Chair, Mementary Policy Committee
02 — Indicators

Market Conditions

Market Conditions Loading

Total Market Cap
BTC Dominance
ETH Dominance
24h Volume

Money Markets Loading

MONIA
Meme Perp OI
Constituent legs

Retail Confidence Loading

Fear & Greed
Previous
03 — Policy

Bonk Rate Decision

Operational corridor · standing facilities at ±100bp
MONIA

Mementary Policy Committee
04 — Specimen

Selected Reports

A selection of reports the Committee has published, exactly as published and dated accordingly. This is a specimen record, not a live feed — for current figures see the indicators above, or follow the Committee on X and Telegram.

Mementary Aggregates

M0 — Bonk Base
M1
M2 — Broad Bonk
Tokens in circulation
Value per meme
Velocity

Sector Breadth

Cap-weighted 24h
Bonk Breadth
MONIA (fixing)
Meme Perp OI

Memeflation

Rate (7d equiv.)
Deviation from target
Issuance
Meme Price Index
Committee stance
05 — Methodology

Mementary Policy Framework

MONIA

Meme Overnight Index Average

Open-interest-weighted annualised funding across liquid meme perpetuals. Funding is what it costs to hold leveraged long exposure for a day, so MONIA is the meme economy's overnight benchmark — its SONIA.

Memeflation

Debasement of the meme unit

Sector capitalisation divided by tokens in circulation gives real value per meme. Its rate of decline is inflation, decomposed on a matched sample into issuance and price components so that threshold crossings are recorded as entries and exits rather than mistaken for debasement.

The Bonk Rate

Policy rate · set by rule, not discretion

A Taylor rule with a neutral rate of 4.20% and a memeflation target of 2.00%. The degeneracy gap measures sector turnover against its own trailing trend — the output gap of the meme economy.

r* + π + 0.25(π − π*) + 0.25(degeneracy gap)

The Universe

Inclusion rule

All meme tokens at or above $1M market capitalisation, drawn from a fixed daily sample frame of 5,000 tokens. Constant scan depth means a change in the constituent count reflects a real threshold crossing, not a sampling artefact.

Monetary Aggregates

M0 · M1 · M2

M0, the Bonk Base, is stablecoin supply on Solana — the settlement asset of the meme economy. M1 adds the ten largest memes. M2, Broad Bonk, is the entire qualifying universe. Velocity is turnover divided by capitalisation.

The Corridor

Standing facilities

Facilities operate at the Bonk Rate ±100bp. When MONIA trades outside that band, transmission is impaired: the market is charging a materially different price for leverage than the Committee's stance implies.

Stances
🚀 BONKISH
Conditions exceptionally loose. Unlimited Quantitative Bonking authorised.
📈 MILDLY BONKISH
Conditions have eased. Further Bonking may be appropriate.
⚖️ NEUTRAL
Stance broadly appropriate. Bonking remains data dependent.
📉 MILDLY DEBONKISH
Conditions have tightened. The Committee is monitoring closely.
🩸 DEBONKISH
Severe strain. The Emergency Bonking Facility stands activated.
06 — Disclosure

Reserves & Holdings